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EP Assintom​á​tico

by Meiras + Nero

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Cheiro d'a Guita 09:03
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As above, so solo.
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STFU Blue Balls 07:32
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Mais ou Menos?
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Carta aberta a zeros infinitos 12:41
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Corriqueiro. A Outra Joana. O carinho que sentes por ela é real. A maneira como cada uma se habituou a lidar com a homónima é natural. Defesas. Ainda nunca saimos da selva, as roupas e os cargos é que insistem em dar ideia do contrário. Que evoluimos, ou seja, pêva. A raiva e a intensidade com que exprimem a telenovela de cada drama é que me amedronta. Mas têm razão e eu adoro cada momento. Nota: esta tarde não me perturbou, nem me irritei, nem teve absolutamente nada de mal, devo-vos mais refrões de ternurinha papier-mâché e jarros de cerveja e cuidados honestos que têm por este invólucro de pêlo e verborreira mal agradecida 89% of the wine, Ah foda-se ya de volta à Joana... Numa palavra para terminar antes que me queiram magoar de escárnio na próxima esquina de encantar. Kindness is the Key. Se tive a gonorreia de pôr os vossos métodos em questão sim, porque tenho um problema infantil contra qualquer tipo de autoridade, se tou fodido da próxima vez que vos vir, provavelmente será: CHAMPAGNE!!!! and that's literally ALL you need to know and apply - BONDADE - do inimigo nascem sementes, the rest? are just adjectives and spit said with the intention of a flower dropping honey on a bees sociopatic dirty dirty filty fuckin' hungry little tiny tight teasiiiiing wide open mouth, begging for your hate, which every one can read, at a distance, like a perfectly eatable apple falling with the breeze. Com os melhores cumprimentos, Meiras ;)

about

Quarentene made me anxious when I realized that the whole wide web was complaining about being forced to stay indoors looking at their screens and/or children.

To me that was depressing for different reasons: since being home alone and online has already been my lifestyle for the past 5 years. Thus, my secluded cyberlife was considered a depressing #nolife prison for the rest of the "world". That's just sad. 60 days without leaving the house, what a record digesting the fight hypes about ape news, holy media envy and fecal nonsense didn't help. It just added everything to overdose up.

The result is what you are about to hear.

All texts were found randomly on my phone after awful nights' out. They were never meant to become anything. So here you go.

This is a purge.
#EPdesabafos

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released May 20, 2021

João Meirinhos took care of the vocals + lyrics.
João Menezes Nero did everything else + the final mastering.

All 3 tracks were sculpted at a distance during the 2021 lockdownie.

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